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Factoids

The exciting, unique, rousing, important, dramatic, stimulating, completely false, squiggly, pivotal, character-defining facts about Keely:

Her last name used to be Popawheelie.
She was born in a greenhouse on top of palm fronds.
Raging animals are calmed instantly by the sound of her voice. And when she sings, they swoon.
She lost a finger in a battle with a wickedly fast snake for the last piece of ice cream cake at her own birthday party.
Despite her fear of water, she was voted Lifeguard of the Month by the Missoula Parks and Recreation Department.
She pierced her ears with sea urchin spines on a whim.
Her knees are very high.
She writes letters to Gobo, insisting that he join her on her yacht for a weekend.
An ant rides in her ear and provides her with jokes to tell. She's especially entertaining at ant parties.
Hungry hippos ate her mouse trap.
Master player of the perforated Arabian neck twig.
She once jumped out of a tree and didn't hit the ground until four days later.