Saturday, October 18, 2008
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About Me
Factoids
The exciting, unique, rousing, important, dramatic, stimulating, completely false, squiggly, pivotal, character-defining facts about Keely:
- Her last name used to be Popawheelie.
- She was born in a greenhouse on top of palm fronds.
- Raging animals are calmed instantly by the sound of her voice. And when she sings, they swoon.
- She lost a finger in a battle with a wickedly fast snake for the last piece of ice cream cake at her own birthday party.
- Despite her fear of water, she was voted Lifeguard of the Month by the Missoula Parks and Recreation Department.
- She pierced her ears with sea urchin spines on a whim.
- Her knees are very high.
- She writes letters to Gobo, insisting that he join her on her yacht for a weekend.
- An ant rides in her ear and provides her with jokes to tell. She's especially entertaining at ant parties.
- Hungry hippos ate her mouse trap.
- Master player of the perforated Arabian neck twig.
- She once jumped out of a tree and didn't hit the ground until four days later.